By E. Jean, ELLE
Dear E. Jean: I've finally found him! The man who has it all! I'm madly in love and have never been so happy. There's just one problem. I also have a chance to move to the Big Apple, something I've been dreaming of my whole life. He hates New York and refuses to move. Do I choose the man it took me forever to find? Or the city I've always dreamed of? -Torn
Miss Torn, My Tempest: This is the kind of question that causes Auntie Eeee to want to step into the pantry and take a nip of the cooking sherry. Because there's no way in hell I'm gonna answer it, Torn, old girl. Whichever-man or city-I advise you to choose, you will forever regret not doing the opposite.
P.S. But I will just remark that whenever a woman has to ask if she should choose the man, she shouldn't.
