He’s having the time of his life, whether he’ll admit it or not.
here are some things your man is vocally enthusiastic about (food, hooking up, food, hooking up, food), but the very mention of other certain activities can send him into a storm of eye-rolling and foot-dragging that’s fit for an award of some type — Best Male Whining, perhaps.
Dancing
Please. He wishes he had an excuse to bust out those moves 24/7.
Girl’s night
If he’s around, he gets an insider look at the great mystery of what girls really talk about when they’re alone. Or he gets a night to hang with his bros. Win win.
Your healthy food
Pay no mind to those melodramatic gagging noises. He can’t deny that those weird green juices do kind of give him more energy, and the taste of coconut water is growing on him.
Pop music
It’s popular for a reason. Not even he, in all his tough guy glory, is immune to T-Swift’s infectious charm.
Shopping for himself
Aw, poor baby has to get fun new clothes and there’s a food court here? His sob story’s one thing we’re not buying.
Selfies
If he’s in them with you, his friends can’t make fun of him. As much.
Bitmojis
LOL. Remember when you had to beg him to download the app? He now uses his so much you’ve started thinking of him in cartoon form.
Yoga
A chance to get in better shape and be surrounded by girls bending over in tight pants? We don’t use the word hero very often, and we’re definitely not going to use it here, either.
By Tess Barker | MTV
By Tess Barker | MTV
